person 1: "Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?"
person 2: "Why?"
person 1: "The box said 2-4 years!"
person 2: "What?" (person 2 doesn't understand joke)
person 1: "swoosh"
person 2: "Why?"
person 1: "The box said 2-4 years!"
person 2: "What?" (person 2 doesn't understand joke)
person 1: "swoosh"
by What is a goon to a goblin? June 1, 2018

The recognition of any sexual innuendo that may stem from a said word or phrase.
Also symbolized by the hand movement indicating the sound of a scored basketball that's "all net," used in the song "We fly high" when it goes "BALLIN'!"
Also symbolized by the hand movement indicating the sound of a scored basketball that's "all net," used in the song "We fly high" when it goes "BALLIN'!"
by Rachel Bizz April 15, 2008

Noun. The bangs of a person with long hair that crosses his/her forehead.
Verb. To jerk one's head in order to fix his/her swoosh.
Verb. To jerk one's head in order to fix his/her swoosh.
by Bobily butt air April 13, 2014

When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)
Roger Federer is swooshed.
by ComfyChair September 3, 2009

by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010

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by ethiks May 2, 2005
