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Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010
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switching

Prizm's bitch ass was seen switching around Fenway
by ken April 20, 2004
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switching swings

The act of being attracted to the same sex after an unsatisfied sexual intercourse.
Bro 1: Fuck dude i think that girl fucked me over and i want dick now.

Bro 2: Yeah same dude, i think i might be switching swings too.
by Minecraft888 June 15, 2019
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Perth Amboy Switchoff

When you're getting a fantastic hand job and your partner's arm gets tired so they start using the weak hand instead...
"I was looking for some sweet Western Grip action, so I called a couple buddies over. One of them starts strangling the soldier. A few minutes go by and my buddy gets fatigued, so a buddy of mine switches arms! I said 'wait a second, pal! nobody gives me the old Perth Amboy Switchoff!'
by muldoone December 12, 2013
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Coat Switching

Coat Switching is when you change your language and mannerism to adapt to a cultural or religious environment. Similar to "code switching" which is more often used to express something or someone using more than one language or dialect. Coat Switching is used more to convey who you are as a person
example 1. The boyz from the hood "coat switched" around the new girls parents, trying to make a good first impression so that she would get their permission. example 2. The boy was coat switching on his return to the Islands so the "locals" accepted him.
by runvolcano December 10, 2016
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switchin

The act of lying or making up an absurd story
by stopswitchin June 17, 2007
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Switchin’ Lanes

To abandon, betray, or forsake a person so no reason
Everyone has been switchin’ lanes on me since I was young.
by Juicccgjuice May 15, 2021
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