Shopshits

The intense, unrelenting urge to defecate the second one starts shopping at their favorite store.

No sooner had Beckham opened Skaters Monthly magazine at Narnes & Boble Bookstore than the shopshits came barging in, driving him to bathroom way up on the third floor, ruining his first moment of relaxation after a hard week.

by JazzyKDog April 5, 2021

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Swoops!

A phrase said while acquiring someone elses property, usually a seat or chair.

"Swoops!"
"Ah lame you took my chair"

by Ira September 14, 2004

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Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.

'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...

by biebs99 May 16, 2011

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shopshaming

The act of causing mental discomfort or shame toward a person who is out interacting with the public by shopping for needless or trivial things when they should be sheltered at home helping to curb the spread of a global pandemic.

I think it's time to do some shopshaming of that selfish, clueless bitch!

by zoomzoomer March 26, 2020

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maniac swoops

a crazier step up from the original swoops. if someone calls maniac swoops and someone takes their chair, the original occupant of the chair has the right to fight the thief for rights of the seat.

"I call maniac swoops! And I will use all necessary force if that chair is taken when I get back."

by UnattachedToYou March 27, 2007

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