If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!

Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

Sweet jesus in a hail storm

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

sweet crap in a basket

Used when something unfornuate but not tragic occurs. Like when your dog scarfs up your dinner while you go to answer the phone. Similar usage to "Ah, shit!".

You are leaving your favorite local ice cream shop on a sultry July afternoon when someone bumps into you and your double decker scoop of cookie dough plops onto your sparkling white tee shirt..."Sweet crap in a basket!"

by Russdog Maxiums July 28, 2005

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

Sweet Shit in a Bucket

To express surprise or discomfort at a situation.

'Sweet Shit in a Bucket' is a dirty remark that is mostly used by people in the U.K when upset.

"Sweet Shit in a Bucket!" "How dare you leave that dildo on the steps of a Muslim Mosque... go take it in and throw it at them!"

by [e-mail] September 12, 2006

Sweet Dreams Is A First Juvenile Release 《Galicia》; The First Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sweet Dreams Is A First Juvenile Release 《Galicia》; The First Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025