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A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.
Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!
by STOpfuckingswearing February 15, 2019
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Swearing Virginity

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The innocence that each person has before he or she swears for the first time.
F-Boy: I got a girl really angry last night and took her swearing virginity!
by Gazzy with a g April 26, 2017
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A group of words that can't be told to people under 13
sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED
by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021
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Law Of Swearing

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Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.
"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.
by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017
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Swearingen

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The best type of family in the world. You automatically want to be friends with the Swearingens. Swearingen children are the best behaved and most beautiful girls.
Girl: dad I met the nicest most beautiful girl ever.
Dad: what’s her name.
Girl: Halle Swearingen
Dad: oh she’s a swearingen that makes more sense
by Halleisthebestintheworld September 28, 2019
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Australian swearing

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Taking two unrelated swear-words and combining them into one.
Some examples of australian swearing are "Ah, shitcunt! That dickfucker ate my sandwich!"
by Jim Roger April 10, 2017
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