Spasti

It's when someone behaves like an idiot, or doesn't understand what's going on.

Martin keeps on annoying Zaza. He is a Spasti!

by Heidi Uschi December 16, 2011

Swati

Such a friendly girl. When you meet her, if she is in mood it takes seconds to open up like a school kid in front of her. She loves to talk. You can call her ‘Swa’ in short to make her smile. She has heart of a little girl and intellect like sharpest of all. Sometimes she’s sweet but sometimes she’s badass like a alpha girl. Never mess with her for a wrong reason because if she got angry it takes long to persuade her. But many times a plate of ‘Samosa’ can calm her temper or sometimes a ‘chocolate cake’ may be.

Girl: I’m hungry, I don’t want to walk and I want to sleep.
Guy: you’re such a Swati

by Kalah kaar November 23, 2021

swastika

In the esoteric world the different variations of the Swatika has a deep spiritual meaning. In laymans terms it goes something like this: The horisontal line represets counciousness/mind. The vertical line represents energy. The four angeled "end lines" signify the movement of the Swastika. The righthand and lefthand schools of tantra disagree upon which versions of the Swastika is beneficial or not. But they are in agreement that the one spinning clockwise represents creation, and the other the movement back to pure consciousness. The lefthand tantrikas rejoice in finding illumination through entering the world fully. Maxing the stimulation of all senses until transcendence occurs. The righthand tantrikas seek to withraw from the world to find unity with the Parama Purusha (supreme counciousness). Hence the quarrel which version of the Swastika is the "good" one.

The swastika is an integral part of the symbol of the tantric cult Ananda Marga, and the centerpiece of the Great Lamen of the magickal order Vajra Ordo Templi Orientis.

by Shri Gurudev SvaBhavaNath January 11, 2009

swatting

A goal achieved by hacking where the hacker tricks 911 systems into deploying SWAT to an unsuspecting victim's home under false pretenses.

A new cyber crime called "swatting" is capable of putting people in danger from SWAT in there own homes by strangers thousands of miles away.

by neoeon January 7, 2008

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

by Eskibear October 26, 2003

Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.

It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.

by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018