Sparkling Vampire

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy

"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"

by Body Clack April 3, 2009

Sparkling Wiggle

A slang name for "fucking nigger" made popular by a recent video on a popular internet hosting site. A little girl with a speech impediment is saying "sparkling wiggle" but because of her impediment, it sounds like she is saying "fucking nigger," hence the name.

"There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party" or "Get a job you sparkling wiggle!"

by Robbbbbbb May 25, 2007

sharkling

A baby shark or young shark.

"Phuoc, what happened to your leg?"

"Yeah... it got attacked by a sharkling."

by Marcel1922 November 8, 2011

Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.

*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??

by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006

Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

by BradS January 5, 2007

Starting Over

A state where one has decided to start over, forget evrything in there past and move on.

"I am starting over and going to be a better person"

by bubbas1012 July 2, 2009