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spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.
"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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Swannied

To be repeatedly screwed over in the worst possible way, at the last minute for the longest period of time possible.
After working 12 on 12 off to prevent working weekends, we got swannied and have been working 12 on 12 off the past 5 weekends.
by 542 January 30, 2009
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SLARNERED

when you get embarrased or "told" by someone
guy 1- god that was boring
guy 2- YOUR BORING
guy 3- omg you just got SLARNERED
by jerry we'll trust February 24, 2010
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scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.
How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.
by heltersxelter February 3, 2014
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swankerdoodle

When something is beyond awesome and/or unbelievably good
Dog, those cookies were so swankerdoodle! You have to send me the recipe!
by Plsletmedefinethis November 25, 2019
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swaggered

To enter a room or building with swagger in your step.
Johnny swaggered into the living room.
by swagfag5000 September 4, 2013
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Skinnered

verb.

To be skinnered is to be drawn into an addictive behaviour by *intentional* B.F. Skinner inspired psychological tricks.

B.F. Skinner observed the behaviour of pigeons and rats in boxes which were rigged with buttons to release food. Where the switch consistently released food, the subjects were satiated, and only called for food when desired.

When the switch only dropped food randomly, the subjects pushed the button incessantly, whether they were hungry or not, and developed superstitious behaviours (looking over their shoulder). Perhaps they knew they could not trust the machine to give them food every time, and thus felt the need to stock pile as much as possible from this source? Perhaps they were trying to "game" the system - to learn how to get it to work consistently? Either way, they were hooked.

Many gambling machines lean heavily on this technique. In recent years, subscription based models of videogaming (notably MMOs) have used this approach in their game mechanics to encourage players to play for as long as possible, renewing their subscriptions at every payment interval.

However, now even web 2.0 style websites will reward schemes for mundane excercises.

To be skinnered, then, is to be duped into doing a repetitious task that you don't necessarily want to do, but have been compelled into doing by the application B.F. Skinner's psychological studies.
Johnny's not coming out tonight. He got skinnered by Starcraft II.

I don't actually want to use this app, but I'm skinnered by the banana points.

I got home, fully intended to go to bed early, but got stuck in the skinner box.

Felt totally skinnered by this otherwise unpleasant game. Stupid achievement points. I'm not playing because I want to. I'm playing because of a fucking carrot dangled infront of my face. I have no will power.
by HilariousCow August 16, 2010
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