surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 17, 2010

suprise birthday dome

the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"

"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"

Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?

by poopoonajew May 6, 2007

Surprise Mechanics

What EA(electronic arts) uses to describe lootboxes to try and avoid government involvement from their games.
Along with this, they have likened their fanbase's consumption of lootboxes in games such as FIFAto the consumption of a Kinder suprise egg, which unlike lootboxes doesn't come packaged in an already 60 dollar video game and has some sick ass toys in it and doesnt have less than one percent drop rates for highly wanted items
The GIF you can see below is a representation of EA's higher ups profiting off children who spend all of their parents' money on "Surprise Mechanics" in the hopes of getting their favorite soccer player in FIFA

"They aren't lootboxes, they are just surprise mechanics!"
"It isn't kidnapping, it's just surprise adoption!"

by tiddeh July 19, 2019

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

November Surprise

This is when a gentleman is masturbating / or just having a terrific orgasm, and shoots a massive load a much farther distance than expected, and said load, thought to have never existed, is discovered at a later point in time.

I thought I cleaned it all up after I was finished crankin' my tackle, but I got the November Surprise when I put my head on my pillow...

by Bog-man November 1, 2016

sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

Domino's Surprise

The act of defecating in a pizza box then delivering it to an unsuspecting victim's doorstep. The box may or may not also contain actual pizza. Invented as a vengeance prank at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio circa 1986.

You should have seen the look on her face when she got the Domino's Surprise.

by sgt. roy batty January 17, 2014