Sucked

If your sucked you are extremely skinny. To even gain 1 pound of muscle you need eat atleast 8000 calories a day for 2 months. Being sucked is like being the class clown of the gym, everyone laughs at you all the time. Being sucked means you are skinny the wind blows you away as you walk, and the protein shake you drink weighs more than you. Sucked people also seem to think that they are in good shape because they can see their flat abs, but really they are borderline anorexic and cant even bench the baby bar. If you are sucked, please consider visiting a g.p and fixing your life up. Only pro of being sucked, is that girls love anorexic geezas, but in reality if anyone fights them, they will get banged differently and look like weezals.

Gym lad 1: bro you see that guy over there, hes sp sucked ain't he, he cant even do 2.5kg curls.
Gym lad 2: I know bro hes so sucked, all his muscle is on his penis.

by Sym1269 December 25, 2019

Sucked and fucked

A combination of oral sex followed by intercourse

She sucked and fucked me until my eyes rolled back in my head

by Oopsitwasme July 2, 2017

succeedophile

a person who loves to succeed. Seen being said by Shaquille Fraser on bad education

person 1: what is your best characteristic?

person 2: I'm a Succeedophile and you better put me on the goddamn register because I WILL reoffend

by tthotianaa February 14, 2020

Sucked into the ITG Machine

The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..

"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"

by i dun maek dis up July 16, 2008

I got my dick sucked.

A phrase used to describe the process of having a generally good time.

"I went to a party and the girls liked what i was doing. I got my dick sucked."

by willisw November 8, 2009

sucked

Sucked:
A term used by wankers aka rudeboys, used to refer to a person having something stolen of themsleves or mugged

wanker 1 : ai bruv i just sucked sum neeks fone
wanker 2 : kool famalam, suck me of yea,
wanker 1: not that sort of suck man

by Jonesy the best January 6, 2008

sucked mango

Mock Hawk, Faux hawk hairstyle, resembling a sucked mango

Those fun boys all have the same, shitty sucked mango haircuts

by The_House May 6, 2008