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Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010
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Strategistics

We are not judged by our mere expression of ideas, but by what we do with those ideas and how effectively we execute them.

Strategicians give legs to ideas. In this, there are four components to the work of a strategician:

What do you want to do? – Strategy
How are you going to get there? – Logistics
How are you going to do it? – Tactics
Doing it – Execution

Too often we jump from the first component straight to the fourth while giving little consideration to five and six. It is the missed steps where our ideas lose the ability to last. We are impatient to perform our due diligence in following through the steps because our focus becomes on the race “to get there first.” Desperation often times lacks discipline, and yet long term and sustainable success demands it.

With the world of social media, social media is application. Strategistics is the infrastructure for that application ensuring that one's message doesn't shoot from the hip, but rather shoot from a strategy. Otherwise, application has no rudder.

Applying strategistics to your message is the difference between developing a sound plan and infrastructure and just simply talking about it. Sure, the world could always use new ideas because many, often times, spur on other ideas; however, what the world really needs, is ideas with legs and that my friends, is what strategistics is all about.
Before they applied the principles of Strategistics to their message, their message simply shot from the hip and not from a strategy. It was like their message had no rudder.
by GunnarSpeaks April 29, 2013
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anal strategist

One who expertly plans the tactical assault of an anus.
He's a bit camp. I bet he's an anal strategist.
by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008
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Ferrari strategists

The incarnation of people who always drop the ball at the most important moments, think Spurs but for Formula One engineers.

Able to find ways to screw their drivers over, from Fernando Alonso to Sebastian Vettel and now Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc.
Ferrari strategists: "Box for Hards"
Leclerc: *goes into the pits*
Ferrari strategists: "STAY OUT! STAY OUT!"
Leclerc: "Fuck! Fuck!"
by Gerald725DoubleBarrel May 29, 2022
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strategerie

George W. Bush's plan for the Iraq War. (In this case, George W. Bush was played by Will Ferrell in a Saturday Night Live skit.)
We will use strategerie to conquer the heathens and their oil fields.
by Strategerist June 11, 2006
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cheese strategy

Using an incredibly lame and easy "no-effort" strategy within video gaming, or just in general. Has to be effortless, overpowered or just a purely try-hard and annoying way of "cheesing" an early win. Examples of this is Zerg rush (Starcraft) or using the Noobtube in any CoD game.
I hate Jerry. Last night, he was totally using a Cheese strategy. You know the one with the roundhouse kicks? Yeah, he did nothing but that and won within 2 minutes.
by Timpster September 10, 2015
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Strategical

Strategical \strə-'tē-ji-kəl\ adjective

Word to carefully pepper into important work interactions with superiors when one does not aspire to climb the corporate ladder. This scenario may arise when the next job up may be much more work than the payrise is worth. This word is to be used only with great consideration as it may lead to a shot yourself in the foot scenario with long term implications affecting your career.

*equivalent of using 'brang' instead of 'brought'.
Brenn the Manager to Company Director: I'm sending through the strategical development plans- they should be in your inbox any moment now.

Company Director to another Company Director: So Lenny's pretty good you say?
by A little family of ducks March 27, 2009
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