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strap on a set 

Strap on a set (of balls), to behave in a manner fitting of a man.
Guy 1: Aw guys, I can't take another shot, I gotta work in the morning.
Guy 2: Dude, strap on a set and take it.
Guy 1: Alright, alright lets do some peach schnnap shooters.
Guy 3: Waitress! Two tequilas and a peach schnapps for my friend here who forgot to strap on a set before getting here! Could you put a little pink umbrella on it?
strap on a set by Rich L Smith October 23, 2005

Strap on sex 

A form of sex preformed by two lesbians by useing a strap on dick to simulate sex by a male to the other.
Ben: "Did you see all those furies last night?"
Blake:"Yeah they where probably having strap on sex."
Strap on sex by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

Strap on goggles 

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.
She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.

Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ... 

To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.
Ah, c'mon Billy, strap on a pair of fucking nuts and punch that cop.

strap on a feed bag 

Damn, I'm starved! I'm gonna go strap on a feed bag.
strap on a feed bag by yo Huge January 20, 2008

Strap-On Funnel 

A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.
Maybe we could get kinky tonight and use the strap-on funnel.
Strap-On Funnel by SNAILCAKES June 29, 2008