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Greasy Strangler

A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.

This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*
by Chanceen McFoodlemeister May 30, 2016
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Oak Street Strangler

The Oak Street Strangler was a bouncer name J whom worked the floor at the infamous Club Atticus near the University of North Texas, in Denton Texas. The Strangler was so named because of his habit of putting unruly patrons to sleep with a wicked choke hold and dragging them out to the street for recovery and expulsion from the bar.
Joe got krunk at Atticus last night and the Oak Street Strangler straight up put him to sleep, yo.
by Psyillirabbit November 3, 2008
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cock strangler

A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation
I can't believe that Jessica made him buy those cock stranglers. I bet his cock is dying.
by Bigmini February 25, 2008
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Silver Strangler

When one cums up a girls nose, and which causes the woman to open her mouth to breath, and at which point you shove you dick into her mouth chocking her.
Oh, man Bill last night i gave Shelly the Silver Strangler, and she was none to happy.
by gn4hir April 5, 2008
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sac strangler

The act of man-handling the scrotum with such excessive kung fu grip that the nads strain against the sac causing discoloration & lumpy protrusions.
Fuck bra, shes into that sac strangler shit! My nuts feel like chewed up oysters!
by Sally Slutters December 9, 2008
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Muppet Strangler

One who applies sufficient pressure to the taint as to restrict the flow of seminal fluid during ejaculation
I was with this chick who was a Muppet Strangler, she squeezed my gouch so I couldnt cum. The evil bitch.
by MajorHole September 11, 2016
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Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.
When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.
by DudeWithAFace February 2, 2017
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