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Strategic Incompetence

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired
Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009
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Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.
What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker”
by Carlos science November 24, 2019
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at stake

When your survival is at stake, pleasure and pain will be strong motivators.
by Roxanne Lu December 10, 2013
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Straker

A Straker is the kind of person to stand up to anyone and doesn’t take shit from people. They probably are in shady activities and keep to themselves a lot. But if you are lucky enough to be a friend or family member just know they will always be loyal and protect you. Straker’s are not afraid of most things and will take a bullet for her close friends and family.
That Straker ended up in prison for her family
by Nolies5743267 October 28, 2018
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Strategic Liking

when you like one of the opposite sex's photo on facebook with intentions of letting them know you are interested in hooking up with them
Jon: I did some Strategic Liking of ella's facebook photos

Michael: Mate you are in!
by Nickkkkkkk.S March 5, 2011
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ass strafe

Moving sideways in front of a crowd of people whilst releasing noxious intestinal gasses for their sensory enjoyment.
I ass strafed a bunch of people on Market Street on my way into the office.
by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005
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Up the Stakes

Originally taken from the Mike Shinoda song, "Bleach(remix)", this
phrase refers to putting more effort into what you are doing.
Yo Jon, if u want to get that girl number u need to up the stakes.
by M. Murray August 13, 2008
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