straightian

a person who is bisexual and is affraid 2 admit it so they say they r straight even tho they arn't.

"i think that other girl over in the corner is pretty, but i dnt want people 2 think im a weirdo i gusse im just a straightian" says some chick

by !@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+ October 18, 2009

Straightors

Straightors Used for Straight people who disgust Gay People.

David: Ew look! Straight couple making out! That is so not gay!
Alex: I know right, they are Straightors!

by gayboitheepic August 7, 2020

straightaway

adverb

1. act upon an impulse

2. to do something without question, regardless of it's consequences

3. how everything should be done for John Petrucci

"I didn't even need to ask twice... He just handwired them straightaway."
--
"Hey Tony, did you win your flag football game??"

"Yeah, Quince, I just walked on the field and we won straightaway, I didn't even have to sprint twice."

by BoeVice May 19, 2009

straightass

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

Straightacting

Straight-acting is a term used to describe a person who does not exhibit the appearance or mannerisms of the gay stereotype.

I'm looking to meet new cool people straightacting or bisex.

by giovino October 17, 2008

straighter than a honeymoon dick

A)The assumption is that if you are a good, decent, god-fearing, American man, you will have waited to fornicate with a woman until after your wedding/(start of honeymoon). At which point your Johnson will be fucking ready to go... pretty much anything straighter than that.

B)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.

A)"All's I'm saying is there are some guys you just don't have to question, for instance Chuck Norris is 'straighter than a honeymoon dick'"

B)Caddie: You can sink this one Rmull I'm sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
Douchebag: "Your fired! (now grumbling) Fucking putt was straighter than a honeymoon dick.

by Stubalove July 1, 2011

Straightbreaker

An individual of the same sex that you will go gay for; an exception to your straight preference.

"Who's your straightbreaker?"
"Oh, mine's Shawn Mendes!"

by T'sway December 22, 2019