straightian

a person who is bisexual and is affraid 2 admit it so they say they r straight even tho they arn't.

"i think that other girl over in the corner is pretty, but i dnt want people 2 think im a weirdo i gusse im just a straightian" says some chick

by !@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+ October 18, 2009

Straightenin’

The process of getting straight, getting right.

Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.

by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021

Straightenin

The process of getting straight, getting right.
The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.

"If they get yours you gotta get straightenin' "

by Hungrydon139 May 25, 2021

straightie

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

by David Noodel February 9, 2010

straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 14, 2015

Straightening pussy

Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.

Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!

by Alec234 January 23, 2019

Portland Straightjacket

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011