stoonk

The act of stealing something from someone else.

Oi quick, when the teacher's not looking, we'll stoonk a beer.

by sploogeycunt October 22, 2017

Swolonoscopy

The examination of one's form whilst getting swole at the gym for the purpose of correcting errors which may prevent maximum swollicity or the further development of Swoliosis. Failure to correct bad form may result in terminal Swoliosarcoma.

Hey bro, can you give me a Swolonoscopy while I get my swole on with this power rack?

by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010

STOONAD/STUNAD

stupid, out of one's mind

You wanna challenge Mike Tyson to a bare-knuckled round of fisticuffs? Whaddaya, fuckin stoonad?

by weave November 8, 2003

stoonch

a foul smelling vagina

I could smell that girls stoonch from the other side of the classroom.

by lil franco May 6, 2006

stolen antique photos

The one thing you cant replace.

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"

by BandMan420 November 18, 2019

Solonoid

You think that this is a chemistry term but you are wrong. A Solonoid is the smaller version of a Solomon. He is black and is from Zimbabwe and most likely is an import. He doesn't know where or who his dad is but he is happy cause he gets $100 in the mail every month. Solonoid can often be found in two lines; the welfare line and the KFC line. He loves his state house which gets turned into a "Chemistry Lab" by his "Uncles". His monkey senses get activated in the bush

Oh Solonoid, Monkeying around as usual! Solonoid, was that you in the KFC line yesterday? Solonoid, did you tip a stripper with food stamps last night?

by Welfare Officer September 24, 2017

Stolen Moments

A part of time set aside for a treasured activity. Should not be free or available and consequently is a short period of time that has been "stolen" from the previous activity.

As they were both so busy they only shared a few stolen moments.

by JC1232 May 18, 2009