Stiffy

A boner or erection

Man, Billy got a huge stiffy.

by MensWear June 15, 2018

stiffie

Noun.

1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

by Coxy November 29, 2004

stiffie

the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners

She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.

by Drexelsage January 2, 2004

Stiffy

A stiffy is an extended clip on a gun.

My gun has got a stiffy

by Urban gang November 29, 2017

Stiffy

A slang word for erection or hard-on. As an erection is the 'stiffing' of the penis, a 'stiffy' is an understandable slang word. Normally used by children first discovering sexual things.

Ethan and I were discussing sex and he got a stiffy from thinking about it.

by Athena12 March 26, 2009

Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.

Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.

by g0t4 May 19, 2011

Stiffy

The most awesome nickname ever. This person is probably the coolest person walking on earth.
And most most certain; drop dead gorgeous, since he/she is compared with a boner.

-Oh, have you met stiffy?
-Yes she gave me a stiffy

by My nickname is Stiffy September 3, 2012