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Steven universe future

Steven : Connie, will you marry me.
Connie : no
Steven : *breakdown*

Steven universe future is sad
by Puppydog101 March 16, 2020
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Steven Caraher

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Steven Caraher.

Person 1: Cool beans!
by person8373 September 16, 2011
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steven grant

a middle aged for some reason kinda cute, sleep deprived british man that has a sleeping disorder who is also a guy named marc spector who is also a guy named moon knight? talk about having multiple personalities!!
person 1: omg have u seen the new marvel show moon knight?
person 2: yeah i love it! who’s ur favorite character?
person 1: oh definitely steven grant
by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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Steven Stone

The Elite Champion from Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. However, in the extension, Pokemon Emerald, Wallace replaces him as Champion and instead he's a PedoStalker, who stalks the 10-year old player throughout the entire game.

He's uberly sexy, and I would do anything to get into his pants.

He's got a huge Stone fetish, and appeared in a single episode in the anime (Lance stole his spotlight during the Team Magma & Aqua thingy), but has a major part in the Pokemon Special manga, during the Ruby & Sapphire arc.

Can you believe he actually spent ages in Dewford Cave (in the anime) looking for a FIRE STONE? And Fire Stones can be BOUGHT in Kanto! You're not exactly that bright, are you, Steven? And he can't say he couldn't afford the fire stone, he's filthy rich.

Oh, and in Pokemon Platinum, he used to own the villa that you (the player) get in the Resort Area. Isn't that nice?

He's commonly paired up with:

Wallace (OriginShipping)
Brendan/Ruby (IshiShipping)
May (HoennChampionShipping)
Scott (PedoStalkerShipping - I'm not lying, that's the name)

...and just about any other character and/or Pokemon in the canon.
Fangirl 1: OMFFGGGGG STEVEN STONE IS SO SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ORIGINSHIPPY FTW!!!!!
Fangirl 2: I agree, Steven is uberly sexy. But I'm a HoennChampionShipper
Fangirl 1: NUHUHHHHH, ORIGINSHIPPY KYAAAAAAA
Fangirl 2: k, that's nice
by ValeriaAtWhitby August 22, 2009
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stevonnie

A fusion between a human an a half crystal gem. A unspecified. But goes as them/they.
Amethyst: how do u feel? Steven? Connie? Stevonnie?

Stevonnie: I feel great!
by Hikyla Hikinns December 26, 2016
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Steven Lee

A man, containing more mass than a black hole. More powerful than Thanos with all of the Infinity Stones. Can destroy targets just by thinking about them.
Nigger: Oh shit its Steven Lee.
Daniel Zhang: Oh shit he is very massive.
by niefre May 7, 2019
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Steven Lim

Singapore most famous guy, just kidding. That sunnavabitch doesn't know what is deep throat and he's a dick head guy who doesn't know that people say he's handsome just to get "comment-likes" on Facebook. He think he's so handsome that he take photo everytime, before he sleep after he sleep.

Once, he even video himself reporting a PRANK call to a police, a retard.
Hello everyone, my name is Steven Lim, and I own a model agency of 2001 people. I'm a local (Singapore) celebrity, (he's just lying, he's not. Nobody gives a shit to him) and I'm very famous in Singapore (fuck my life).
by CheeseBeanSoup November 26, 2011
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