Stel-ek (sTael'uhk)
noun
1. A Warhammer player of exceedingly high self-regard who loses poorly and without grace.
2. A Warhammer player of godlike self-regard, who makes excuses (dice, terrain, cheating, meant to lose as a lesson...) when he inevitably fails to live up to his own over-hyped expectations.
3. A self-aggrandizing fatty Warhambeast commonly mistaken for a pedophile.
Synonyms: Shitpickle, Sutton, Syphelek, YTTH
noun
1. A Warhammer player of exceedingly high self-regard who loses poorly and without grace.
2. A Warhammer player of godlike self-regard, who makes excuses (dice, terrain, cheating, meant to lose as a lesson...) when he inevitably fails to live up to his own over-hyped expectations.
3. A self-aggrandizing fatty Warhambeast commonly mistaken for a pedophile.
Synonyms: Shitpickle, Sutton, Syphelek, YTTH
"I was at the local FLGS and you wouldn't believe the Stelek I saw there. Talk about full of himself!"
"Yeah, I played a real Stelek at the NOVA Invitational: what a tool!"
"What's the matter Stelek, the truth hurts? Maybe you just suck at Warhammer..."
"Yeah, I played a real Stelek at the NOVA Invitational: what a tool!"
"What's the matter Stelek, the truth hurts? Maybe you just suck at Warhammer..."
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Get the Selena hernandez mug.To describe a situation one is involved in, or had witnessed, and leaving out certain details that could incriminate the storyteller, or make them look bad or at fault in any way. To spin a story in a biased way so that the storyteller can look like the innocent, mistreated victim, and so the other characters in their story will appear mean and against them.
Example: "This is bullshit, man. The cops keep watching my house, and they've raided it like twice this month, trying to find drugs and other stuff, and I didn't even do anything wrong at all." (By using Selective Honesty, I will keep to myself the details about how I sell drugs, do drugs and buy drugs out of it. Hang out with, and be seen with well known druggies and thieves who are in and out of my house all day and night, every day and night, and I store & sell stolen stuff there.)
Example: "Dude I get pulled over like all the time, and I keep getting arrested and having to go to court so they can scam me out of more money. They just pull me over all the time, and I never even do anything wrong. They just got something against me and my bad-ass car." (Selective Honesty will allow me to retain pertinent aspects to this story such as my narcissistic need for attention that makes me feel entitled to speed all the fucking time, even with no urgency to reach my destination. I burn out everywhere, leaving black stripes all over other people's property, which is OK because my mom buys my tires for me. I drive like an inconsiderate asshole, as I challenge everyone at every stoplight to a race. I aggressively tailgate anyone in front of me since my car can't be tamed, and I feel speed limits just don't apply to me. I needlessly rev up my engine every chance I get, so that everyone can hear my loud-ass exhaust, and I refuse to use my turn signals out of laziness and obnoxiousness.)
Example: "Dude I get pulled over like all the time, and I keep getting arrested and having to go to court so they can scam me out of more money. They just pull me over all the time, and I never even do anything wrong. They just got something against me and my bad-ass car." (Selective Honesty will allow me to retain pertinent aspects to this story such as my narcissistic need for attention that makes me feel entitled to speed all the fucking time, even with no urgency to reach my destination. I burn out everywhere, leaving black stripes all over other people's property, which is OK because my mom buys my tires for me. I drive like an inconsiderate asshole, as I challenge everyone at every stoplight to a race. I aggressively tailgate anyone in front of me since my car can't be tamed, and I feel speed limits just don't apply to me. I needlessly rev up my engine every chance I get, so that everyone can hear my loud-ass exhaust, and I refuse to use my turn signals out of laziness and obnoxiousness.)
by bigtymer01rk April 10, 2017
Get the Selective Honesty mug.A female who believes in feminism (normally the extremist tumblrina or sjw variety) and being equal to (or greater than in some cases) men only when it is beneficial to them.
Selective Feminism User: "I believe in equality for women because men are oppressive rapist scum."
Man: "Alright. Waiter, can we split the bill?"
Selective Feminism User: "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY YOU RUDE ASSHOLE"
Man: "Alright. Waiter, can we split the bill?"
Selective Feminism User: "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY YOU RUDE ASSHOLE"
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When asked to do laundry they put all the white clothes in on hot and then put a brand new red sweatshirt in too. The result was all the white laundry was pink and they were banned from touching the laundry ever again...they could wash laundry but didn't want to so they applied "selective incompetence " to get out of ever being asked again.
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