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stealth wealth

Individuals who would be considered extremely wealthy (top .01% of society) from the looks of their bank accounts, but choose to remain understated and quiet about their wealth. It's the ability to live champagne and caviar dreams, but choose to do so in a way that is indiscernible by the public. Commonly found in old monied families and communities.
Blending in with the droves of tourists in the town center, billionaires in Concord, MA drive around in old Volvo estates, wearing ordinary looking, grotesquely expensive clothing. When the discrete elite choose to get away, many take their G650 private jets out of Hanscom Field just down the street, remaining anonymous, and exercising the ultimate in stealth wealth.
by yea.$ January 3, 2016
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stealth chat

when both chatters are invisible
Stealth chatting makes me feel like a ninja.
by aznboi1337 February 28, 2010
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sheila broflovski

She's a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
Wow this sub is such a Sheila Broflovski
by Eric Cartman1/The C0on April 20, 2018
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Stealthing

When a man removes condom during sex without his partners knowledge or consent.
Legally considered a form of rape or sexual assault in some places. Considered a shitty thing to do everywhere else.
He thought stealthing his girlfriend was a go idea but now his dumbass is in jail.
by Esselean October 7, 2018
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steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.
Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.
by Jack April 2, 2004
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too nervous to steal

I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!
I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!
by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2021
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Stealth Sex

1. (n): To have intercourse while one or more people in the room are either sleeping or unaware of the act taking place.
We were all watching a movie but I knew Mark and Alysha were having stealth sex.
by The Tube Sock November 13, 2011
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