Ben Stearnes

I very strange person that likes to hide in bushes. He never wins and messes up right at the end of anything. But he has a interesting laugh.

Eli: Is that Ben Stearnes?!
Andrew: Oh yeah yeah.
Eli: I’m going to go talk to him!

by ElijahWahl March 3, 2019

to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 20, 2008

Like every other nicole in the world pompous, conceited, full of herself and all for good reason.

Shes acts like nicole stearns, that guy is lucky.