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PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
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outback steakhouse

an overpriced restaurant where the managers require the servers to wait several minutes to ring in your entre' order so you have "time" in between course, thus leading to ridiculously long wait times, before and after you're seated. Not only that, but the servers don't wash their hands.
Friend: Why did you quit Outback Steakhouse?
Me: because that restaurant and their practices are disgusting and I find it's morally wrong to continue to serve people food from that establishment.

Ronnie Mac's Steakhouse

A misnomer used to make McDonald's sound like an upscale eatery. Similar to pronouncing Target as Tarjay, it gives the speaker an air of superiority while also almost definitely proving they are a corny dad. The Ronnie Mac in question is, of course, Ronald McDonald.
Child: Where should we go for dinner?
Dad: I bet we can get a table at Ronnie Mac's Steakhouse!

Detroit Steakhouse 

To do this, you will need three guys and one girl. They will need something to tie he hands behind her back, or handcuffs. Once her arms are placed behind her back, she should lay face down on the floor. Two of the men then put their dicks in her ass, using A-1 steak sauce as a lube. The other man will take a t-bone or any other kind of steak and begin rubbing her face with it. When one or both of the men claim they are nearly finished, the man with the meat will start smacking her with it in the face. Start softly, then let it turn a lot more hard on her. When both men are finshed, the meat man will then feed her the meat. It is very proper if the woman leaves a few dollars for a tip.
Mark's Girlfriend Crystal is really into going to the Detroit Steakhouse. Mark has no idea she goes though.
Detroit Steakhouse by Carl Jones August 11, 2006

MC Steakhouse 

Dude, I'm hungry. Is there an MC Steakhouse around? I'm having a Big Mac attack.
MC Steakhouse by CaliBeachGuy June 29, 2011

Mickey Mouse Steakhouse 

Where Mickey and his friends eat people.
Mickey Mouse Steakhouse, come inside we'll eat you alive.

Grimm's Steakhouse

A small ARG that follows a serial killer and the horrific tragedies involved. Two games are said to come out that have been confirmed, Grimm's Steakhouse and Home Invasion.
Person 1: Hey you, Ever heard of Grimm's Steakhouse?
Person 2: No, what the hell is that?
Person 1: It's an expansive ARG that has yet to be solved.
Person 2: That sounds lame as fuck.
Grimm's Steakhouse by TOMKAT_425 November 21, 2022