Subliminal Facebook status

Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.

I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."

Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"

Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"

by Funkyjmr74 November 10, 2011

Status Quo Warrior

A person who will let the world go to hell as long as they remain comfortable. Their natural enemy is the Social Justice Warrior.

See the status quo warrior in his natural state, unconcerned with or in favor of homophobia, transphobia, institutional and/or overt racism, etc. while he reclines in his easy chair, mocking social justice warriors online.

by mavenclaw November 10, 2018

Will Smith Status

The act of just whipping your dick out while talking to a girl that may or may not be interested in doing something with it.

Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting.

Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about.

If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin."

The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is"

Ya bro after the party I was sitting there Veronica and she was telling me about Twilight, or her Uncle's funeral or some shit, anyways I went Will Smith Status.

by THEBOSS2010 October 23, 2011

Status Grenade

A comment designed to cause unrest on Facebook.

Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.

S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..

by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009

hong status

1) someone that easily forgets things.

2) the status you give someone that is horrible at somehting physical. Mostly dance or running.
(can be heard at Jams)

1) Man, I forgot to bring the weed. Hong Status.

2) Isn't that the guy that is pro at breaking? Nope, Hong Status right there.

by Rimajeul April 8, 2009

Status Aggressive

Updating one's online (eg, facebook, twitter) status with an ambiguous, passive aggressive statement.

I think Rick is being all status aggressive. Did you see his FB status? "Rick is sick of douchebags"--you don't think he's still mad about the ferret in the underwear thing, do you?

by Lauriefishes April 2, 2009

Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.

An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night

by Flying Z March 1, 2011