nick starkel

The G.O.A.T

“Hey man did you see the AMU game yesterday ?”
“Yeah I saw nick starkel’s 40 yard pass”
“Isn’t he the goat”

by Aldotheapache January 29, 2018

Starmers

hung like a rogue elephant

my god that is the biggest piece of equipment I have ever seen...it must be Starmers

by manuel hung October 3, 2003

Charlie Stamell

Hates mustard

You don’t like mustard? You must be a Charlie Stamell

by B!laney December 23, 2022

Keir Starmer

Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.

Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.

Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.

by A jolly fine fellow January 8, 2021

sparmelade

Sugar-coated spam. An enticing email that is difficult to refuse to open because it seems so sweet and innocent. Syrupy and sappy spam that is enticing.

I received this forwarded email, and it seemed so nice at first, but after opening it, it was nothing but sparmelade. Just a nonsense, but innocent-looking email advertisement.

by Darbage June 9, 2011

starveling

A word that is cleary a typo of starving or something, possibly made by someone dutch, that is trying to get covered up as being an actual word by a dodgy Serbian.

the starveling ghoul

by Spawn September 22, 2003

starmeshia

Petty micromanager who absolutely has to know every detail of your life. May seem super overbearing and always in your business but it comes a good place. Has no inside voice and is always silently judging everything you do.

Starmeshia: Sips tea

by Wuba Dub Dub November 1, 2017