sparmelade

Sugar-coated spam. An enticing email that is difficult to refuse to open because it seems so sweet and innocent. Syrupy and sappy spam that is enticing.

I received this forwarded email, and it seemed so nice at first, but after opening it, it was nothing but sparmelade. Just a nonsense, but innocent-looking email advertisement.

by Darbage June 9, 2011

Smarmalade

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

Sharmalade

The translucent orange, sometimes brown similar to the consistency and colour of marmalade (hence malade part of the word), slime that comes out of your anus when you shart .

Ive just sharted and have sharmalade in my underpants

by RumpyPump January 10, 2019

smarmalade

smexy marmalade

"OH Martha Give me that smarmalade"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013