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Sugar-coated spam. An enticing email that is difficult to refuse to open because it seems so sweet and innocent. Syrupy and sappy spam that is enticing.

I received this forwarded email, and it seemed so nice at first, but after opening it, it was nothing but sparmelade. Just a nonsense, but innocent-looking email advertisement.

sparmelade by Darbage June 9, 2011

Words you can keep

Smarmalade

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

Related Words

sparmelade • Smarmalade • Sharmalade

Sharmalade

The translucent orange, sometimes brown similar to the consistency and colour of marmalade (hence malade part of the word), slime that comes out of your anus when you shart .

Ive just sharted and have sharmalade in my underpants

Sharmalade by RumpyPump January 10, 2019

smarmalade

smexy marmalade

"OH Martha Give me that smarmalade"

smarmalade by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026