Starfished

When you leave your lover spread out all over the bed after you screwed thier brains out.

I blew that girl back out last night...left out with her spread starfished on the bed.

by Rsaint January 23, 2018

Starfish

Someone who is incompetent at the act of sex that they lie there like a star fish receiving it all but they never act upon it. No matter what their sexual orientation or gender. All they do is take, take, take. Oral, Anal but never give any, unless it will satisfy themself. They are usually premature and have small dicks, and have a lack of it...

James is such a starfish, he has no idea how fucking fantastic you are.

by Thisnomorebrokengirl October 10, 2012

Starfish

To lay in bed in the form of a starfish taking up each corner of the bed. Commonly done by single girls.

I starfishes the shit out of my bed last night.

by Starfish if October 14, 2014

starfish

to spread-eagle; extend; branch out.

The crime ring is starfishing far and wide.

by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012

Starfishing

Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.

Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.

"Elaine and I tried something new last night. We were starfishing for at least an hour."

by Me Cow May 18, 2014

Starfish

When a guy in a speedo is laying on the beach, limbs spread out like a starfish. Also appropriate when mocking said guy in speedo, whether solo or in groups.

Did you see that starfish on the beach in the speedo?

by Moonbeem February 23, 2017

StarFishing

When your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a passive mode.

** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...

**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity

I'm exhausted, but he's so cute and such a great guy I'm pretty sure I'll be StarFishing tonight. Hey, I'll even put my arms around him! Like newlyweds!

by EnergyStarMittens November 25, 2014