Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

stacks on deck

to have a lot money
having a lot of money

To have a crunk ass ride like that you gotta have stacks on deck.

by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005

dirty stack

A stack of poker chips containing mostly all of the same color or denomination, with a chip or two of a smaller denomination mixed somewhere in the middle, creating an "unclean" stack of a normally even amount. Typically found after scooping a huge take of some superdonk's money and quickly stacking your massive loot. Commonly accompanied by a loud, audible "SHIP IT!"

Dealer: Player, you've got a dirty stack 5th from the right.
Player: Which stack?
Dealer: 5th from the right, that stack of blacks has a green chip in the middle.
Player: Which stack of blacks?
Dealer: The 5th from the right
Player: This one?
Dealer: No, next to it
Player: This one?
Dealer: No, two more over
Player: Oh I see it
Dealer: Give it here I'll color you up to purples
Player: Ship it.

by mcchris July 1, 2008

Stack Paper

(verb) - the action of earning & retaining currency in paper denominations.

To afford to attend a post secondary educational facility next fall, Bobby will need to stack paper all summer.

by the8obman November 12, 2010

stack bodies

Usually used in reference to stacking bodies for body count, it can also be used in reference to stacking on a door, or taking out a large number of enemies.

Get ready to stack bodies, we're about to take contact.

by Cynical_Serenade July 22, 2019

mad stacks of cabbage

Lots of money

"Bossman told me to hit the bricks. All good tho, I'm sittin' on mad stacks of cabbage over here"

by irieite August 26, 2011