Carlos Santana

Easily one of the best guitarists around. Plays with such ease, skill and passion you might even forget it's all on an electric guitar. Known for his signature piercing sustains. Really kicked off his career when he played at Woodstock. Since then he has had a varied career. Re-booted his career in 1999 with the release of Supernatural.

Abraxas & Supernatural. By Carlos Santana.

by Not Eric Clapton October 8, 2008

8-Way Santa

A type of blotter paper LSD. It was pretty common to come across in the 80s and 90s. It is famous because of the rock group, Tad, whose second studio album was entitled 8-Way Santa.

Dude 1: Yo dude, you know where I can buy some acid tabs?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, I know a guy.
Dude 1: Is it legit?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's straight 8-Way Santa, I tripped on that last month, crazy.

by MattTheRipper October 23, 2009

Purge of Santa Anna

The liquid excrement thats pours out of your asshole after a long night of tequila shots and hot tamales.

Marc did not want to preform popa tuesday with his child bride because she recently preformed the Purge of Santa Anna.

by Jill Weiss April 5, 2015

Santa

A fat guy in red who comes to your house once a year and point at your mother, your sister, your daughter and say: Hoe Hoe Hoe, Merry Chrismas !

Thank you for your kindness Santa.

by TrisaDiamond March 25, 2016

Santa

A morbidly obese child molester who lives in the North Pole and, depending on how attractive he finds you, will either put you on his naughty or nice list. The naughty list is for sexually promiscuous kids and adults who will be fucked by Santa Claus on Christmas, and since he deems them more attractive, he will barge in unannounced and violently rape everyone around him. The nice list, on the other hand, is reserved for sexual illiterates, abstainers, and other children. Since Santa deems these people less attractive, he will simply date rape them by spiking their Christmas treats with sedatives. He also watches everything you do at all times. That includes your showering and masturbation sessions. Whichever list you're put on depends on whether or not Santa thinks your body is attractive. Thus, he will make comments on your body parts (especially your ass and genitals) and record it so he can decide on whether or not you're worth fucking (naughty for attractive, nice for less attractive). He also visits malls regularly during the holiday season so that he can trick children into sitting on his lap, which allows him to grope their asses when they least expect it (or boobs, if they're available). Somehow, the FBI is okay with this.

Jill thought he'd bring her a copy of Disaster Movie, but Santa instead raped her and her son! I gotta call the cops!

by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

Santaclaustrophobia

An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats in a very small area.

santaclaustrophobia being around, near, or close you

by kiechepie March 21, 2010

Santa Ono

The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.

I would love to have a conversation with Santa Ono, and he me.

by Proud Bearcat April 29, 2013