Lesbian Standoff

A situation where two lesbians are attracted to each other, but each side is waiting for the other to make the first move.

Me and Brianna were in a lesbian standoff for 6 whole months before I finally worked up the courage to be the one to go first and ask her out!

by Too Gay for Gay August 29, 2022

Mexican shit standoff

When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.

I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.

by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021

Standoffish

Where one person seems to be a little distant and uncaring another person or thing is there; noninteracting.

She was way to standoffish, i couldn't get her to talk to me at all.

by Sam E. Potter April 22, 2008

Mexican Standoff

It refers to a no-win/no-lose situation. It does not require three participants; two is enough.

There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.

by Robert H94121 September 7, 2007

Skankofficious

A trashy, self-righteous, slutty girl who enjoys meddling in the business of others to please her incessant need to create drama, cause trouble and generally put her big boobs where they don't belong.

The last time I looked, that skankofficious bitch was trying to incite a riot by telling that girl that her partner just cheated on her in the bathroom.

by Wyrdsmyth February 9, 2013

sidewalk standoff

When two parties approaching each other in opposite directions on the sidewalk are both walking on the same side, and they both refuse to move to the other side of the sidewalk to avoid a collision.

I was walking down the street and some guy challenged me to a sidewalk standoff, but eventually he moved over to the other side. Pwned.

by Chemchemtrain January 30, 2009

Sexican standoff

When two people are withholding sex from each other for different reasons.

Person 1: "I didn't want him to tease me, so he wouldn't let me tease him."
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"

by mygoodiessss November 30, 2011