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by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023

chivalrous stalemate

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

by nonexistent December 9, 2012

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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

double negative statement

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +

An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"

by PWS27 July 3, 2017

shakem

A person who is off of the path of their code of conduct and is very attractive to other beings (preferrably men)

That Shakem was being very rude and extreme in class today!

by Shakem February 21, 2017

motherhood statement

A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?

Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.

Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!

by sitizor March 1, 2016

Shakemilk

An attempt to say "milkshake"

Me: "Hey, where's my shakemilk?"
Friend: "Excuse me?"

by lol_itssarah November 13, 2019