stach

a little bit shorter word that means "stomach"

Don't go out on empty stach. Ok, I will do

by Andrius M. March 13, 2008

Stache

The act of kissing a butthole.

Last night i have her a Stache.

by StagIsFunnee June 28, 2022

Stache

1. Female with a mustache

"Stache!"
"Ewww shes so manly"

by alvin criesalot May 14, 2006

stached

A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.

"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"

by jd April 16, 2006

Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017

Dad-stache

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.

You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!

by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012

Smyrna 'Stache

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.

"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."

by Baxtastic November 25, 2009