Sqwarf

(noun)

The passage of air through a male's erect penis. The Sqwarf is an amazing phenomenon that only happens seldomly. The sound of a Sqwarf is for the most part identical to that of a Qweef.

RC: Hey br0 guess what!
Tom: What br0?
RC: I was having sex last night and I totally sqwarfed afterwards!
Tom: No way br0!? That's tight!

by TomFromMySpace October 16, 2008

Swartz Creek Yellowstain

The act of taking crushed up bits of frozen urine and putting in a school backpack for it to melt and soak into the fabric as a prank.

I just gave that kid a Swartz Creek Yellowstain

by The 56th kid December 31, 2010

Squart

A contraction of "squished" or "squat," and "short;" used to define an object or creature that looks as if it has been squished comically short, but without damaging or injuring the entity.

I pressed the cutting board down into the top of the loaf of bread that now it looks squart.

by Old Man Dave June 11, 2021

swartzed

Getting shafted by having to work with a psychopath. Someone who, much like a turd in a swimming pool, will ruin everyone's day -- and eventually everyone's life.

Mark was really worried about the new guy assigned to his team; he didn't want to risk getting swartzed again.

by Doctor Jones June 19, 2007

Sqwar

Slang for square, referring to a human being's tobacco stick, otherwise wise known as a filter cigarette.

"Ey dawg you gotta sqwar?"
"Hellya, got dem ports"

by JBreezyy March 7, 2008

Sqart

When a Girl Squirts and Farts At The Same Time

This Guy made me sqart last night, it was so embarrassing

by DurryPaketHD September 9, 2018

swartzbaugh

All Swartzbaughs are very egotistical. They have thinning hair and have self-perceived grandiosity. He also has a tendency to have obnoxious farts. They are huge suckers for massages and foot rubs.

"Woooah, did you smell that? That's what I call a Swartzbaugh."

by a.c.b.f June 12, 2020