squirrely bastard 

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.

Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

squirrely bastard by Hobbes Black June 28, 2005

Squirrely Beej 

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

Squirrely Beej by The Beej Doctor December 20, 2008

squirrely squirrelison 

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

squirrely squirrelison by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008

Squirrely Kid 

Someone you know only by association, NOT BY CHOICE, that exhibits squirrely behavior. Heavy breathing, constant sweating, nervous twitching, shy in most social situations.
Someone who can't say no because they will sacrifice anything for acceptance.

I'm not going to buy a book this semester, I've got a squirrely kid next to me, I'll use his.

Don't you feel bad manipulating him? Nah, he's a squirrely kid.

Eugene, from Hey Arnold

Squirrely Kid by Paddy Mack February 7, 2010

squirrely fart nut 

the action of farting on your balls, then sticking them in the ground and getting a girl or guy to dig them out followed by eating them.

oh my god I really want to do squirrely fart nut

squirrely fart nut by barble ginglhof February 17, 2017

Squirrely Bottom 

A girl who has an au naturale unshaven vaginal bush.

The girl was a squirrely bottom; she needs to wax.

Squirrely Bottom by riri6656 February 14, 2009

squirrely cheese 

When u don't wash your ass for three weeks and this cheese like substance comes out and your sexual partner licks it out

My girlfriend licked my squirrely cheese until she threwup

squirrely cheese by Smelly Bon bons September 3, 2016