by Druggman October 4, 2015
Get the Squiffler mug.A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.
Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad
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Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad
by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021
Get the Squiff mug.It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.
by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008
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Get the squiffed mug.Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.
"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"
by Hol September 11, 2004
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by CeeScott February 6, 2009
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