splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"

by bwoodd November 23, 2010

squirter

A female who can ejaculate, usually with serious force and distance

Damn, she's a squirter!

by pmc November 2, 2002

squiter bites

Extremely flat boobs, where the nipple appears to be a Mosquito bite.

This chick has some serious squiter bites. Absoluetely no tites.

by DrapeMasterD May 29, 2008

Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

by squincy May 25, 2010

Squints

The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.

Squints is the man. that's it.

by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005

squirter

A woman, who during sexual ejaculation, is able to squirt (cum) from her vagina.

"gosh that Abby's quite the squirter!"

by manchester414 August 9, 2012