squinch

What is done to a ginch (c.f.).

Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!

by Lord McSquinch (bart.) October 31, 2004

squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 3, 2003

Squinch

The face a man pulls when receiving an almighty whack in the testicles.

"When it connected I properly squinched."

by bazeboiee October 12, 2014

Squinch

the involuntary clenching of an anus or genitalia due to excitement fear or arousal

whoa dude that chick is so hot she made me squinch

by Big daddy doom July 5, 2016

Squinch

When a person gets tattooed by their "tattoo artist" friend and it looks like a squished spider

Amy: "Hey girl check out my new tattoo... I just got it!"
J: "Oh that's nice but uh what is it?"
Amy: "A Flower!"
J: "Homegirl thats a squinch"

by thecokeinourstars January 14, 2018

squinch

it is like scooting but scooting is a larger movement than squinching. when you squinch you are moving / scooting very little

i squinched over a little because i felt uncomfortable being to close to the person next to me

by squinchisaword February 2, 2020

squinch

a mix between squish and pinch.

johnny please dont squinch me that would me meAn

by Lexie Smith June 11, 2020