Squiddies

When your boobs are so far apart and saggy they look like squidwards nose

Jaki has some sad AF looking squiddies

by Esa chunti November 11, 2017

Squidgereedoo

Verb.

Action.

To have a look around.

Pronounced: "squidge-er-ee-doo"

Term originally coined by Carl Barron.

Synonyms: browse, peruse, meander.

*in some form of shop environment*

Sales clerk:"Hello Mr. Shopper Man, would you like assistance?"

Mr. Shopper Man: "nah thanks mate, just having a squidgereedoo".

by MR HAMPTON June 6, 2019

Squidwerd

When a female goes to the bar; gets sloppy, blackout drunk, passes out in the bathroom, gets carried home by girlfriends, passes out in a random strangers bed, embarks on pissing in that bed, wakes up in the wee hours of the morning, takes a shit, and wipes her ass with the cardboard toilet paper roll, then before leaving; she removes the pissed soaked sheets but does not wash them.

Squidwerd Barrel any given saturday night

by TheOperation20710' May 3, 2010

Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.

Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.

by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010

scudders

While releasing explosive or semi explosive diarrhea, scudders are the drops of feces that hit and stay above the water line in the bowl.

Wow, Whatever I ate yesterday gave me a wicked case of the scudders!!!

by zx-man August 16, 2006

pink house with brown shudders

Another way of describing a woman's pussy. Usually of the less preferred variety. Inside pink (the house), the outside lips (the brown shudders).

I still ate Nancy out even though she had a Pink house with Brown Shudders.

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004

Squidies

Arse/Butt Fleas

Do you have Squidies

by Who am I, you will never no!!! August 24, 2010