Squeed

Sk-wee-d

Invented by Gio Torralba from Blackpool UK,
The word basically means anything and can be used in pretty much any context.

Person 1: Argh!
Person 2: Wassup?
Person 1: My mum is peckin baree squeed

Person 1: What you having for tea?
Person 2: Probs just some squeed on toast

Person 1: How much dosh you got?
Person 2: Um, about 8 Squeed

Person 1: Why are you walking funny?
Person 2: I think I've sprained by squeed

Person 1: I got an A in my exam! what about you?
Person 2: An A? you gay? I got Squeed!

by GioTorralba August 25, 2014

squead

Somebody who has a fat square head. As in square head.

Look at that guys squead.

by Jim May 12, 2003

Squedum

The act of covering your face in lotion and eating a bagel while having sex.

"Dude I just squedumed with your mom last night!"

by Mr. Beep March 22, 2010

Squeadger

a tiny animal that looks like a badger, beaver, and a squirrel all at the same time

guy #1:"dude what is that?"
guy #2:"i don't know its probably a squeadger."

by kiki wilso February 26, 2009

Squed

When someone has a head that is of a square shape.

"Look at his giant squed!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

Squeedily spooch

An Irken organ that controls all of the bodily functions.

"Ah! my Squeedily spooch!"

by spoodilysquoosh April 16, 2017

squeedunk

a person who farts in the bath tub then bites the bubbles, typically used to descride a geek or an idiot

He's a real squeedunk

by sigmax June 26, 2010