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Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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SoFlo Squeeze

(n): A driving maneuver distinctive to Miami in which a car changes lanes by veering into an extremely tight space between two other cars at a dangerously high speed, usually without signaling. Can also be used as a verb. (Example: I've been squeezed!)
"I need to get around this guy."

"Just give him the SoFlo Squeeze."
by Frightened Miami driver November 28, 2009
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bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.
Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.
by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015
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peenie squeezie

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.
Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!
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The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.
by Who’R’You August 17, 2022
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squeeze my shoes

Heard more in past decades than currently--but NOT a dead expression, by any means. Although you'll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, Northeast metro areas of the US.

The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.
1PM, Steve shows up 3 hours late for work...
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."
by Boneyard, Nails October 17, 2015
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Tallahassee Squeeze

The Tallahassee Squeeze
The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.
“Hey chad, remember last night? That Tallahassee squeeze has me wanting more baby”
by Buttstuffer365247 November 22, 2019
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