squarters

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.

This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.

by deloreanguy December 2, 2020

Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.

I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.

by L0L0 June 9, 2015

The Squirtle

When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.

Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him

by LitTitties July 21, 2019

Squirtle

At any point in climax of intercourse, you grab a pail of water and proceed to spit all of the water on to his/her genitalia.

"Me and my girl were having sex last night, we ended up doing the squirtle (My Favorite)."

by beastfromtheregulareast March 13, 2011

Squirtle

Accidental circumcision by skate board

He fell of the skateboard and got squirtle

by Melll123 November 27, 2011

Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

Squirtleneck

The sudden post sex squeezing of your dick by a woman’s vagina right after you cum.. There’s that calm quiet moment and then Bam! Out of nowhere, it’s like her snake is eating your hamster... your limp lifeless hamster.. feels like a turtleneck...

Watch out for that one, if I were you I’d get in and get out before any squirtleneck occurs.. She’s got a reputation for that ya know...

by Burntybayer March 30, 2019