Squanch

To trap or earn money for drugs illegally. To jug or rob. Going on a trip or journey to get or maintain a high.

Lets go squanch for weed.
I'm gonna go squanch for some crack.
Start squanching early for a good turn out

by brian_h05 October 20, 2015

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

by KROPSi August 03, 2017

Squanching

A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.

Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!

by Midn July 16, 2017

Squanch

Making out very, VERY wildely. Meaning mouth wide open, tongue going everywhere, everything nasty.

Oh my God, brah, we were squanching so hard last night.

by CreepzOfficial April 12, 2016

Squanch

When smoking marijuana, the last hit before the bowl is just ash.

Also can mean tired, or worn out.

I was excited about getting higher, but Jeff Squanched the bowl.

Jeff wanted to go to the gym after classes, but he was squanched after his algebra class.

by 17319827937193 October 03, 2017

buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"

by arock July 22, 2014