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Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
Squanch by Squancher69 November 23, 2019
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To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.
I will squanch this dude.
Squanch by Shekelboy April 1, 2020
When you squeeze someones balls so hard that they make the noise squanch and unidentified liquid flys about putting the male is in a stupendous pain and wishes he could be black and go back to the 1800s
Girl: I had a fight with reece yesterday i squanched his balls
A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality
Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch
Squanch by Squanchy July 12, 2022
Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.
Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him
Squanch by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022
Bro that’s not Squench, that’s SQUANCH
Squanch by A. Covington June 12, 2025

Squanch-Mallow 

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.
Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?
Squanch-Mallow by NJP777 February 12, 2021