Spungis

A jobless foo who deals Iranian whores pretty cool man. He walks on all 4’s and says “buddy”

Hey you spungis are you a bungis

Spungis why did you quit your job

by Your DDA August 3, 2020

goose spanking

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016

spunk gun

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

by TCgossip August 4, 2007

Spunk Barge

A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.

Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!

by JGCL September 13, 2011

Jungle Spunkies

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

by The_juceman February 27, 2018

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

Spunkachino

When you bust during intercourse and keep thrusting making your spunk frothy like a cappuccino. Sometimes resulting in a goppy mess on your thigh or forearm

This Bitch left my spunkachino all over my junk like it was the thing to do.

by DumpstaRida September 25, 2009