fixing a sprinkler system

getting some.

Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.

by pretendtobegreek April 29, 2011

Spitzering

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

by theredneckhater April 21, 2006

turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

yetti sprinkler

When a man with a very hairy ass has a girl pull his dick from behind as he then proceeds to piss on her face through his ass hair. After he is finished she sucks his dick from behind, spits his load into his hairy ass, and finishes by rubbing her face in it.

Dude, after I yetti sprinklered that bitch it totally got rid of my dingle berries.

by Waniac October 6, 2008

sprinkler

A girl who is both a squirter and a spinner.

I met this petite girl off Tinder who turned out to be a sprinkler. She was spinning on top and soaked my bed when she came.

by littlepigs October 5, 2017

sprinkler time

A term used in the popular Youtube live streaming channel, GT live. It means the time in which the sprinklers turn on. It was made so that the hosts, Matthew Patrick and Stephanie Patrick wouldn't forget to check whether their sprinklers were on or not.

Steph: Wait, everyone stop!

Mat: ...Why?
Steph: It's Sprinkler time.
Mat: I'll check if the sprinklers are on!

by ssandlebaram July 21, 2017