Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)

Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"

by The Universers February 28, 2014

spreadation

spread of something that keeps on going and going.

Father,the spreadation of your cigarette smoke is getting all over my clothes.

by Cassiee December 25, 2007

Spreadsheet lovefest

The culmination of a series of spreadsheets that contain absolutely useless data that required a multitude of hours and days to compile. The time spent can be considered a incremental loss of precious time in your life.

I wasted four days on that fucking spreadsheet lovefest!

by Johnny Revenge February 20, 2009

Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.

''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.

by dantelicious July 11, 2009

Spreadshot

SPREADSHOT
(adjective)

1. Fatigue due to use of spreadsheets.

“I spent all day trying to crunch these numbers and now I am spreadshot.”

by joannasaurusrex August 10, 2017

Spreadshite

A spreadsheet that is filled with shite. Most probably it has been provided to the data team as a 'database' and contains everything from multiple date formats, to bizarre unicode characters and is unfailingly riddled with tab spaces and newlines. Whats more, a true speadshite should be sent to as 'Twenty five minutes work for the data team'.

"Did we the data exports yet? They should have sent them as XML files for each table"
"Well, we got a spreadsheet, but I'm having some trouble loading it, I get almost twice as many records when I try to parse it"
"Ohhh great, so another spreadshite, thats the 3rd time this week. Did they at least format the text fields for us?"
"Nah, chemical formulas just pasted in as ordinary cells"
"Fucking spreadshite"

by will_shatner February 3, 2023

Spreadcheat

A large, seemingly complex, data-packed spreadsheet often containing multiple colored rows, columns, charts and graphs, that is kept open on one or more your office monitors solely to imply the presence of important work being done

Every time I leave work early or take a nap in the warehouse while on the clock, I make sure to leave at least 1 spreadcheat open on my computer for passers-by to notice.

by Broofbo23 August 31, 2012