the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".
SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.
Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.
Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
Tom Daley, #SOMF
by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012
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by JD.. u no it February 16, 2007
Get the Spoofta mug.A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.
"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"
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Get the spoifin mug.Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof
by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019
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