SPLORCH

A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo

Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??

by IndianTroll December 5, 2016

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Splatch

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

by JoeyD May 20, 2005

Spootch

Semen, spunk, schpunkern, tadies,sperm, goo, cream

I deposited a wadload of spootch on my bitch's face

by Splurter December 8, 2003

Splorch

Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.

You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.

by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 5, 2019

splitcher

A pitcher (usually of beer) bought from a bar or restaurant where the cost is split between two or more customers.

"Hey Joe, wanna splitcher?"

"I don't feel like any liquor tonight, let's just get a splitcher".

by randomstringofcharacters1 February 15, 2010

shlotch

A loose hanging vagina.

Man, look at that chick's shlotch, it's seem some action!

by lordplagus September 17, 2018