grape slicer

A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.

Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend

by Rey Ping June 18, 2011

Hot Spicer

A ripe, pungent defecation that is so vile and so strong it permeates and lingers for an extended period in the facility long after release.

I don't know who was in the restroom earlier but I picked up hints of chicken wings and cheap draft beer from their hot spicer.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2017

Adam Spicer

The act of fucking a car while your penis is covered with seven herbs and spices. Spices include pepper, paprika and garam masala.

Lewis hurt his dick doing an Adam Spicer.

by Matt99J October 7, 2013

spicers off

A certain saying of a even more certain South-African History Teacher in regards to removing a 'against school-policy' spray jacket.

Example
Ms W: "Raymon, spicers off dearie!"

by guguinga October 10, 2018

Chicago Spicer

The act of hollowing out a jalapeño pepper and using it as a condom.

Optional: Recommended that the vagina be lubed up with chunky salsa and the man wear a sombrero and faint mustache to add to the Mexican authenticity.

"I couldn't tell if Juanito was enjoying our Chicago Spicer last night, his eyes were tearing up bad"

by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009