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splattergasp

The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

Opposite of splattergasm; The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!
John's splattergasp over the microwave mess was too funny!
by Emory Forest December 12, 2019
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Splattergast

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.
"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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